THIS IS A JOB FOR MAMA
Maria had just married. Being a traditional Italian girl, she was still a virgin and very inexperienced around men.
The new husband was upstairs at her parents' house, waiting for his new bride. Maria was very nervous.
"Don't worry," said her mom. "Tony's a good man. Go upstairs. He'll take care of you."
When Maria got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest.
She ran down- stairs. "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a big hairy chest."
"Don't worry, Maria," says her mother. "All good men have hairy chests."
Up went Maria again. This time Tony took off his pants, exposing his hairy legs.
Again Maria ran downstairs to her mother. "Mama, Mama, Tony's got hairy legs."
"Don't worry, Maria. All good men have hairy legs."
Up she went again. Tony took off his socks, and on his left foot he was missing the better part of three toes.
When Maria saw this, she ran downstairs. "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a foot-and-a-half."
"Stay here and stir the pasta," said the mother. "This is a job for Mama!"
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CHARITY DAY AT JAGARE RIDGE
Golfers, if it's a beautiful fall day tomorrow, do something for your community.
Go play 18 holes at Jagare Ridge!
The course is donating ALL greens fees and donations tomorrow to the three charities that will benefit from our upcoming Sun Christmas Charity Auction - the United Way, the Sign of Hope and the Christmas Bureau.
Boss, I'm not golfing. I'm participating in a worthy fundraiser!
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