Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their
bomb making class in Toronto , when one notices the other has a huge
cork stuck in his ass.
If you do not mind me saying," stated the second, "that cork looks
very uncomfortable. Why don't you take it out?"
I regret I cannot", lamented the first Arab. "It is permanently stuck
in my ass."
"I do not understand," said the other.
The first Arab says, "I was walking along Bloor Street and I tripped
over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man
in Canadian Flag attire with a white beard and cowboy hat came boiling
out. He said, "I am Captain Canada , the Genie. I can grant you one
I said, "No shit?"